ONE FACE.
TEN CHARGES.
Jankie.me is a party game with an AI that has opinions. It looks at your photo’s styling, pose, expression, and overall energy, then puts you on ten leaderboards. Jankie brings Jev and Rank together. Ask to be ranked with “Rank me on Jankie”; once ranked, you’ve been Janked. It’s subjective. It’s ridiculous. That’s the point.
SUBMIT THE EVIDENCE.
Upload a solo or group photo. Mark the faces, name people, and include only the portraits you want ranked.
AWAIT THE VERDICT.
The AI checks your portrait and judges ten visual impressions with a consistent rubric.
CLAIM YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS.
Get a rank in every category, share your best one, and invite a friend to challenge your face.
Completely unscientific.
Still some ground rules.
These are impressions of a photograph, not facts about a person. Lighting and a questionable jacket can change everything.
What makes a valid portrait?
Each submitted portrait needs one person with a reasonably visible face. For group photos, choose who to include and confirm their individual crops. Scenery, animals, memes, and screenshots won’t make the cut. Nudity, sexual activity and graphic violence are blocked before face selection and checked again before a portrait is saved.
Where are the scores?
Hidden. Always. Private scores sort the leaderboards, but the site only shows ranks. Ties go to the earlier accepted submission. The Main Lineup shows the top 20 in each category among the latest 100 registered portraits. Recent shows everyone’s latest 20 accepted submissions.
What does the AI actually evaluate?
Visible styling, expression, pose, lighting and composition. We never rank or infer race, ethnicity, religion, sexuality, health, disability, or political affiliation. These categories are playful photo impressions.
Can I try another photo?
Absolutely. Each accepted portrait is a separate submission. Your saved result stays in My Janks, even after it leaves the active public pool. A new angle is a new adventure.
What happens to my photo?
Accepted photos are saved with your display name and published on your portrait profile. You must have permission to upload the photo. Don’t submit a photo you don’t want others to see.